Those were the words I was told by the office manager for a local physician in a very stern tone when I called to check on my daughter’s test results and the next step in trying to figure out what’s wrong with her. Think about that for a couple of reasons. First, I was checking […]
I know Denmark isn’t buying into the whole idea. But who cares? This isn’t about Denmark. This is about moving the focus in Washington, D.C. to anything other than what the players in Washington, D.C., are focused. The truth be told, if the idea caught the attention of the socialists in Denver, that wouldn’t bother […]
Simplistic? It sure is. So was that day and time. I know many on those on the left like to throw around the idea conservatives want to go back to the good old days of the 1950s and 1960s. In a way, they’re absolutely correct. At least when it comes to me. I’ll admit it […]
As anyone can imagine, I had more than a few comments about the “great victory” our local “leaders” claimed with the announcement the Bureau of Land Management will move its headquarters to Grand Junction. Since you already know why I put quotes around leaders from being a loyal reader (a small town columnist can hope, […]
For clarification, USWNT stands for the United States Women’s National Team, which just won soccer’s World Cup over in France. Gee, another successful U.S. invasion claiming victory on French soil — and to boot, this one resulting from a tweet from President Donald Trump daring the women to win it all. But I digress. As […]
I was going to use one of my favorite cartoon lines of all time for a headline, but was afraid it would get lost in translation. It’s more about what kind of pet person I am. Hopefully, you can sound it out: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.” I did. And we’ll get to […]
The news cycle this past weekend consisted of two of the most worthless, diverting and idiotic stories the media has ever tried to foist upon the American people: Donald Trump saying the word nasty and changing how his hair looked. And the acting related to them is off the charts. Think about that. This is […]
We live in a time when politicians who want to do something — but know doing it like they normally would by ignoring half the voters and angering the opposition that would kill their re-election chances — simply punt the issue to voters. That way, when politicians don’t get what they want, they have someone […]
I’m up against one of those deadlines when I don’t know what to write about. Maybe it’s more I don’t care enough about any topic to write about it or perhaps the too-unreal-for-satire situation our country finds itself in has worn me down. I won’t say here. But my goodness, it’s almost too much. For now, […]
You know, I’ve always felt lucky this profession chose me nearly 20 years ago. Those who know me well, know there’s a whole lot that goes into my background story before I moved to Grand Junction. Like everyone else, there’s been successes, tragedy, love, divorce, good jobs, bad jobs, fired from jobs, adolescent silliness and […]